bundibird:

greenmp3:

sometimes in knitting you just have to go ‘nobody but me will notice this mistake’ and keep going

I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.

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gayvampyr:

sunbakery:

(via shetheycock)

worthless-mess:

“Are you ok?” I’m actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I’m tired

(via stinkybrowndogs)

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

(via uncahier)

bumble-b-goode:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

hallowed be thy ween

(via cosmictiddies)

tlirsgender:

I wake up. A thought enters my mind: gay sex. I experience another thought: I am in excruciating pain

(via cosmictiddies)

cryoverkiltmilk:

dykerory:

cunt dykeula. is this anything.

Japanese stage play ‘Dracula: The Musical’ with its all-female cast. In particular, Wao Yoka as Dracula.

She is serving.

(via butchofthenight)

yms1:

love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving

(via gfdandchill)

capacity:

Are any of y’all making mistakes too or is it just me

(via godmortal)

slimegirlwarlock:

synthwizardromance:

slimegirlwarlock:

gay?

Yes my liege. Trans also.

very well. let them in.

(via butchofthenight)